Hey Alex it's grandma, just checking up on how your new wild freckled lama is? I've heard great things! Make sure it gets its weekly lama massage and pedicure. Thanks, Lots of Love always. Grandma

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ur snapchats disgust meh

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do i slay more than chuck norris?

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if you were on the price is right, how many slippery wild salamanders would you deep fry and put in mrs levis coffee?

dwil97

if queen latifa and lady gaga magically had a baby boy, would you talk to it and maybe hookup with it too?

dwil97

how thankful are you that i go to mcdicks with you?

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